"Mom, how many days ago were you three?"
"Um, it was about 29 years ago."
"Ok, so did you have horses moving powerful machinery then?"
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"Wow, that's some rainstorm we're getting, isn't it Mom? It's really pushing the beat. Do you want to have a conversation?"
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[This one made me sad!]
"I don't like Thomas the Train anymore. Well, not the shirts. They're for kids that are like one or two years old. I will still watch the movie. And play with the trains..."
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Sitting straight up in bed after a 55 minute nap: "Have to get up. Wasting time!"