Monday, August 26, 2013

graysonisms

In his sleep before I woke him up: "My name is Jokester."
And then the first thing upon him waking and hugging me: "I'm so, so happy that you're in my arms."
Me: "What did you just say??"
Him: "I ssaaiidd, 'I'm so, so happy you're in my arms!'"


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To his great-grandmother Lucy when he wasn't getting his way on something: "I'm just going to go home."
She questions how he'll get there and he responds, "In your car."
He then asks her if she knows where her keys are, and next tells her about the steering wheel, the tires, and other components.  Intrigued (despite his defiance... she's a grandma!), Lucy asks if he will be able to reach the brakes.
Grayson: "What are brakes??"

Later in this conversation, his great-grandmom tells him to be careful on the road because there might be a lot of deer out.
Grayson: "Oh, I won't be driving on the road!"


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Me when he was making an unprecedented amount of noise after Jack had been put to bed: "Grayson! Stop that, buddy - Jack's asleep!!"
Gray: "Nooootttt anymore!"


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 Every five seconds: "This is really interesting, Mom."


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