interview / grayson 4 yrs

1) Grayson, thank you for letting me interview you when you are four years old.

What is your favorite color these days?

Red.

2) What is your favorite song?

Bluegrass.  And rock and roll. 

Do you have a favorite song?

The Monkees and "I'm a Believer".

3) What's your favorite animal?

Butterfly.

Let's do insects now.

Ok, what's your favorite insect?

All kinds of spiders.  Poison, not poison. Those kinds of spiders. Spiders that bite.

4) What is your favorite kind of food?

Ice cream and chocoloate. Now let's do drinks.

Ok, whats your favorite drink?

Chocolate milk. And apple juice.

Do you have any other favorite foods?

Green beans. Not cooked green beans.

5) What is your favorite thing to do?

Play with toys and go down water slides and go down Splash Mountain.

6) What is your favorite toy?

Construction machines, like the ones over there.  If you look, you'll see.

7) What would you like to be when you get older?

Police. 

What will you do?

I think I will be a regular police officer.

What do police officers do?

Put people in jail because they're driving too fast and put handcuffs on people, just like Batman does. 

8) What kind of car will you drive?

Police car.

9) What color will it be?

Just like a regular police car.

10) What kind of animals will you have in your house when you're grown up?

Two dogs. No, not dogs. Two cats. Just two cats. Actually I'll have five cats.

...I know I'm going to name one "Sweetie Pie".  And one "Milo". And I think I'm going to name the next one "Sweet Kitty". ...And "Love Kitty", "Love Cat" and "Loveskin."

Is that six cats? 

I think so. 

11) What kind of food will you cook in your house when you're grown up?

I won't be good at cooking I don't think.

Why is that? I've seen you in the kitchen. You know how to stir things.

But I need some grown ups to help me.

But what about when you're all grown up and you can do everything by yourself?

But what if I can't?

You can call me and I'll help you.

Okay.

So what do you think you'd like to cook then?

Macaroni and cheese and some noodles. Just plain noodles and tomato sauce. That's what I'd like to cook. 
And Ill cook that all the time. Just different drinks sometimes.

12) Are you ready for this question?

Yes.

How many children would you like to have someday?

Five.

So six cats and five kids?

Yes.

13) Where are you going to live?

A house with lots of calculators. ...so everyone can learn math.

And a house with lots of outlets... because I'm going to use the big kind of calculators.

14) What is your favorite thing to watch on TV?

Star Wars stuff. Cool stuff. Really science stuff.

15) What is your favorite thing to grow in the garden?

Strawberries. Tomatoes. Apples.

16) How much do you love your mom?

More than you'll ever know. Not even a million. Just more than a million.

17) Is there anything that you want to tell me before the interview is over now that you're four?

Yes. I love you SO MUCH, I'll give you a kiss. And a hug.

Ward Photography