graysonisms

At bedtime: "But moooommmm i'm not whinnniinnggg I'm juussttt doooing some sad talk."

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Me: "Grayson would you like some milk?" 
He makes a weird 3-yr old sound and cocks his head.
Me: "Ok, your choices are "Yes m'am or no thank you."  
Gray: "How about, 'Of course my beautiful queen'?"

 

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To his grandmother who is worried her bathtub faucet may be leaking: "Well Grandma. You'll just have to wait until I'm bigger and can fix it for you."

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To "Uncle" Rob "Bojangles": "When you're flying your helicopter do you see annnnyyy monsters?"